![]() “No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one.”Ģ2. “My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: “At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!” I got detention after asking which end.”Ģ1. “Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.”Ģ0. Best friends just appear in your room randomly.”ġ9. “Friends: Can I come over? Real friends: I’m coming over. “I wish I lived in a world where mosquitoes would suck fat instead of blood.”ġ8. “To all those people that make me laugh and smile: I couldn’t live without you.”ġ7. ![]() “I’m an odd combination of “Really sweet” and “Don’t mess with me””ġ6. “January: Born the funniest February: Born the craziest March: Born the cutest April: Born the sweetest May: Born the kindest June: Born the most serious July: Born the most beautiful August: Born the sexiest September: Born the most romantic October: Born the perfectionists November: Born the nicest December: Born the perfect lovers which month are you?”ġ5. “Best school memory counting students in each row to see which paragraph I’ll have to read”ġ4. Girl says: “No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires””ġ3. Girl says: “Sir your garage door is open…. 3 – Ask how long it will take for the bird to grow. “When I first started my job: What needs to be done? What else I can do to help? Me now: fire me, I fucking dare you”ġ1. “Why do we feel safe under blankets? It’s not like a murderer will come in thinking, “I’m gonna kill-ahh damn! She’s under a blanket…”” 10. Best Funny Minions Quotes of the Week #picĩ.
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